is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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