i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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