ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
