just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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