she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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