so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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