They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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