Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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