Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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