if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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