I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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