'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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