When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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