dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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