sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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