I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I smell like Dick and happiness
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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