And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My life is pants optional.
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