Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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