I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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