Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
