mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
false alarm, still single
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