Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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