I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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