Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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