I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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