I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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