You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
nutella sex= disaster
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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