Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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