69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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