): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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