I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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