Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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