Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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