Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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