what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
