you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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