y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
