Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
