Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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