i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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