I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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