i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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