Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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