But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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