Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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