Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I'm really busy with my period
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