I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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