no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
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