the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize