she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
