PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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