we have pet lesbian snakes
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Are my feet made of real feet?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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