It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i was born a porn star she said
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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