you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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